Due to this Deviant's complete lack of either Japanese-style cartoons or portrait photographs of girls with too much makeup, we have closed this account.

As a reminder to all DA members, you must have a desire to be Japanese to continue using this fine website. Any poorly-executed Twilight fan art is also accepted, but we would prefer this in some sort of anime-inspired style.

Also, you must never leave helpful comments or constructive criticism for other members. That is NOT what the Comment feature is for! Here, the emphasis is on social networking, NOT for improving peoples' respective skills by having their artwork available to an audience.

Please remember and follow these simple rules to allow deviantART to continue to be a fun place for the terminally bland.

Thanks!




















I should probably stop watching George Carlin DVDs for weeks on end.